I Was Rich

by Mike Writes

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Album: Strong Black Man I Can Do Anything (11/27)

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No, this ain’t no fucking satire shit
This is how I’d really rhyme if I were rich
Rich as the Fifty Shades of Grey novelist
Rich as Christian Grey, in the boardroom I’m a dominant
Choking subprime lenders till their white collars rip
Kinky in the bank: I’m into stocks and bondage shit
But I ain’t Obama. Don’t inquire ‘bout my politics
If I wanted to be bugged I would be a pal of ticks
Let’s just say I stay up in a hotel; I’m a lobbyist
Call me Karl Earmarks; I’m a commanist
Worship commas, comma, yeah it's comma sense
May you catch up if you only sort of get what I kinda meant
Yeah, I pay for anal; it ain’t tricking if you got the shit
Yeah, I pay for anal, but ain’t tricking if you got the shits
I wanna occupy that asshole; I’m a colonist
Occupy that ass so long Noam Chomsky’s pissed

If I was rich
mmmhmm, mmm girl, my love
I would be a giant prick

No, this ain’t no fucking satire shit
This is how I’d really rhyme if I were rich
Pardon, but my pockets thick like Dolly’s tits
Traveling man, Miles Davis of the flyer mileage shit
Till I bought a private jet that lands on my private strip
On my private island that came with a private ship
And ninety private snipers led by Colonel Major Private Smith
That pop pop pop if they ever see your pirate ship
I used to drown in student debt. Now I can buy my colleges
I’m drowned in pussy—lube and condoms is my scuba diving kit
I wanna occupy that asshole; I’m a colonist
Occupy that ass so long Noam Chomsky’s pissed

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released November 2, 2015
Prod. by Mistah Watson

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